Smelly Cat, Smelly Cat

Well, HE may not be smelly... but his PEE that he leaves all over the damn place is. So, today, I got up to get a few cookies for everyone. I got back, sat on the couch, moved around a little, and realized something was not right. Something seemed unusually warm. Something seemed unusually wet. I was not happy.

No idea what we are going to do about this problem.